What happened to the December staple PPV that was Armageddon? Roadblock is meant to take place between the Royal Rumble and Wrestlemania because that part is called the Road to Wrestlemania and the PPV in the middle is Roadblock…This makes no bloody sense WWE just like your terribly booked main event for the night.
Before I get even more upset let’s just get on with the predictions for Roadblock: End of the Line this Sunday.
Big Cass vs Rusev
Big Cass locks Enzo out of the locker room after his shower which leads to Lana stumbling across Enzo completely naked backstage with his “Big Cass” out. Rusev’s not happy because he thinks Enzo was hitting on Lana and or disrespecting her with his dong out which is a totally understandable way for a person to feel. This leads to weeks of shenanigans between Rusev and Enzo and for some reason Big Cass is the one fighting Rusev. I see. Whatever the reason for the match I still see only one outcome which is Big Cass coming out with a win because let’s face it Vince McMahon likes large, muscular men within his ranks. Cass for the win.
The New Day (C) vs Sheamus and Cesaro
So the New Day have beaten Demolition’s record of 478 days as Tag Team Champions and because of this, I feel like Sheamus and Cesaro could actually win it. To be perfectly frank I want Sheamus and Cesaro to win because The New Day’s record run has almost completely ruined the Tag Team division on Raw. Everyone has lost to them in stupid ways, like The Club, and they’ve basically made them all look like chumps. To hell with the New Day, bring on Sheamus and Cesaro. Call them the Neutral Irish for all I care, I just want them to win!
Rich Swann (C) vs TJ Perkins vs The Brian Kendrick
I don’t care. I have zero interest in this match mostly because the WWE hasn’t made me care at all about the Cruiserweight Division. For what it’s worth I’m going with a Rich Swann win because if I remember correctly Swann has only just recently won the title so he’s unlikely to lose the match. “He’s only got a 33% chance to win”!
Sami Zayn vs Braun Stroman (Zayn has to last at least 10 minutes, yes this sounds stupid because it is, for god’s sake, just stop it!)
Fuck it, Zayn to win somehow! This match is a stupid idea and the writer who came up with it should feel bad.
Seth Rollins vs Chris Jericho
Drink it in maaaan! I think Rollins will win this mostly to end the feud so Rollins can focus on the Royal Rumble and win the World Heavyweight title, probably at Wrestlemania. Imagine the pop he’d get if Reigns won the title off Owens and Rollins beats him at ‘Mania. Whatever their future plans for him doesn’t matter but I do think he’ll beat Jericho.
Sasha Banks (C) vs Charlotte Flair (30-minute Ironwoman match)
Charlotte has to win, right? She’s unbeaten all year at PPV’s which means that they want someone to beat the “Streak” at Wrestlemania and everyone likes Bayley. See where I’m going with this. I see Charlotte winning then Bayley going on a losing streak in the lead up to the Royal Rumble and Wrestlemania before clinching it at the grandest stage of them all. I’m hoping they go for this so I’ll stick to my prediction of Charlotte winning.
Kevin Owens (C) vs Roman Reigns
Can Reigns become a double champion? Well he is actual, literal Superman of the WWE and someone who can escape out of an Accolade applied with a chain, then a second and third one as well and every finishing move for all time. He’s very much becoming the new John Cena and it’s a load of bollocks and I have this sneaking suspicion that he might beat Kevin Owens unless Rollins can’t do the job against Jericho allowing Jericho to interrupt the main event and help his best friend. I really don’t want him to win so I’m going with Kevin Owens even if it makes no sense. To hell with Reigns and his LOL, I win mentality.